Hobby: announcing to the room that I heard a Wilhelm scream in the movie we’re watching.
Hobby #2: explaining to the room what a Wilhelm scream is.
Hobby #3: accepting that no one cares about popular stock noises in cinematic history.
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"